Excess of Opinions

most Stephen King adaptations suck ass, but this one’s pretty good.

I loved this shit! It’s even got Joey Pants!

This movie may in fact be flawless. Also, it makes the whole world feel bad about themselves for finding Natalie Portman attractive at the age of like, 11.

So thoroughly odd and sweet and smart. Could not possibly love it more.

This movie is incredible, and MAN, was I not expecting that. Shit, I guess being funny IS harder than dramatic acting. This explains De Niro.

Very predictable, but since everyone is SO good and I personally didn’t know much about Russian Mobsters, it was a good watch. And co-starring Viggo’s wang, so there ya go.

exceptionally well-directed and well-filmed. maybe a bit too perfect, too “film school”, but done with skill and heart and better than most directors will ever be (much less for a debut).

Feel-Good Romp, not so much.

excellent and good-looking, with Guillermo del Toro’s unmistakable handprint all over it. not quite as subtle or weighty as del Toro’s own, but suspenseful and well-crafted.

FUCK YES.
the hand of god hath clearly touched Chris Nolan.