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Aliens 3

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I heard this one wasn’t the feel-good romp that the others are, but I liked it in all its garbage-filter desolation.

The Fugitive

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I loved this shit! It’s even got Joey Pants!

Garden State

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RAD. I wanted to scoop up every character in this movie into my arms and smooch them.

The Brothers Grimm

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Aw, I liked this, it was funny! Co-starring Monica Bellucci’s boobs.

The Craft

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Why couldn’t this have been made when I was an actual angsty teenager?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.

Blast From The Past

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This is really cute. Skip it.

Rush Hour

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WAH! huh! Wha i’i goo FAH?! ABSOROOTRY NAFING!

Hercules

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This is retartid.

The Addams Family

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Are they made from real Girl Scouts?